5 Aug 2008

What? Where? Who?

What? Where? Who?

What can we say? Where do we begin? How do we? What do we? Uhh, sorry people you’re on your own here we just can’t get the words out….
Jodie Marsh left little to the imagination and stunned fellow revellers with her choice of attire when she arrived at a club in London. What is wrong with the girl? We’ve seen prostitutes with more class than Jodie Marsh!! In fact her latest outfit is so horrific that it’s not even funny anymore the girl needs some serious help! Play Paparazzibingo! (20/07/08)



Going, going, gone...

Wow, they don’t hang about do they?! Angelina Jolie only has only just had her twins and already the final price for the first exclusive photos of them has been agreed and we might get the first glimpse of Knox and Vivienne! So do you want to know how much they finally went for??
Stupid question, of course you do! According to reports they've been sold to an unnamed US magazine (we reckon it’s People) for a whopping $15 million!! Which when converted to pounds works out at around £4 million per baby, all of which is being donated to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation and the Make It Right Foundation. Play Paparazzibingo! (14/07/08)



Meeting the parents...

Only a few months ago Kate Hudson seemed happy as pie whilst she was dating her ferret nosed boyfriend Owen Wilson. But then suddenly, with no warning at all, the cold-hearted wench decided she’d had enough of him, tossed him on the rubbish pile and traded him in for a newer model - aka cycling legend Lance Armstrong… They’ve only been making the-beast-with-two-backs for five minutes, and they’re already off to meet the in-laws, is it getting that serious already? Our spies spotted the pair on their way to visit Kate’s parents at the Ivy restaurant in LA. We wonder how long Kate will keep this one for… Play Paparazzibingo! (02/07/08)



Peaches back to her partying ways...

Not so long ago barely a day went by without photos emerging of Peaches Geldof stumbling around town, but following an exposé in the papers when she was allegedly caught on camera buying drugs, she’s managed to keep a relatively low profile. Until recently that is… We caught up with the 19-year-old leaving the Maddox club with an unidentified male friend late at night. Now we’re sure these pictures are perfectly innocent because lets face it she can’t be that dumb. Or can she? Play Paparazzibingo! (02/07/08)



Madonna denies split with Guy...again!

As increasing speculation has been mounting for the past few weeks about the state of Madge and Guy’s marriage, Madonna has finally released a statement denying rumours of a split… We hope you’re as bored of this story as we are – honestly where’s the harm in just owning up to it?!
Anyway Madonna’s spokesperson released this statement: "Guy arrived in New York to be with his wife and family – not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving." Yeah whatever…play bingo its more interesting! Play Paparazzibingo! (02/07/08)

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